I am at an age where I go all “awwwww” when I look at a baby, I stare longingly at cute kids’ outfits at malls (even though they are obnoxiously expensive) and I am a complete sucker for cheeky baby talk! Babies are like this desirable, out-of-the-world objects who have you wrapped around their little finger- one toothy grin and you forget how annoying they are!
So Webstar and I were discussing how we are going to spoil and pamper our kids and how differently they would be brought up!
Webstar: My kid will wear branded clothes from Gini and Jony…
Me: Mine will wear my old clothes…
Webstar: My kid will always be neat and well taken care of and smelling good…
Me: My kid will be untidy, with torn buttons and disheveled hair and mud all over…
Webstar: My kid will have birthday parties at Pizza Hut…
Me: Mine will have her friends over at home- home made cake and bhelpuri…
Webstar: My kid will play basketball and tennis and learn swimming with all those cute balloon floaters on them…
Me: My kid will play kabaddi and kitkit and pittu and kumirdanga on the streets and I will just push them into the nearby pukur (pond) and let them gasp their way through - the way I learnt swimming…
Webstar: My kid will be the coolest kid around with the latest technology and modern gadgets…
Me: My kid will be as technologically challenged as I am…
Webstar: Your kid will be deprived and they will love to come to my place for a good life…
Me: Your kid will love to come to my place for some unadulterated fun…
3 comments:
im all for ur kid!!
cos mine is goin2 run arnd in her underwear n always 2d beach n eat wt she wants n def nt become a doctor or ny other fancy job!!n read a hell lot,hopefully!
awwww...but am sure ur kid will turn out to be an awsum lil person...thnx to ..well his aunt webstar..!
@ havisham effect
:) u shd hv a boy... and yes, reading is somethng they will have to do!
@ webstar
aunt webstar cant take care of herself, let alone two rowdy kids!
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