Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Happy Valentines Day to My Eternal Soulmate

To all those people raving and ranting against Valentine’s Day: SCREW YOU!

It’s the single-most ROMANTIC day of the year. If you don’t believe me, go log in to your Facebook account. 337 people can’t be stupid. After all, they are your FRIENDS…

What makes it all the more SPECIAL is the way you usher it in. It’s not just about THE DAY anymore; you have this wonderful weeklong celebration which finally climaxes on Feb 14…

And, and, and, the jawdropping amazing thing is to make that climax all the more exciting, snapdeal offers discounts on condoms. I kid you not! Not to mention all the great deals on restaurants, gifts and salon services. Love was never so cheap as it’s now…

If you are planning to get married, then you can’t possibly choose a better day than Valentine’s Day. It’s just so sweet to sign a pre-nup and get into wedded bliss on this special day, knowing that you are protected once the heart-shaped cake is sliced into pieces. Dennis Quaid and Meg Ryan anybody? Or may be Sharon Stone and Phil Bronstein?

If you ask me, the only people who are dead against Valentines Day are either single, hideous or belong to some political party, who secretly watch porn while preaching about the sanctity of Indian culture…

Me, I had THE MOST WONDERFUL Valentine’s Day ever. I spent the day with the person I love the most in this whole world, we had a nice quiet dinner at home and we basked in the glory of being in a comfortable, secure, long-term relationship which doesn’t need the assurance of flowers, chocolates and heart-shaped balloons.

I was in love with me…

3 comments:

Neil said...

< roll eyes > x100

Smita said...

lol!!!

Check my post on the same topic :D

Nefertiti said...

@neil
why why why do you hate me so much? And if you do, why why why do you have to publicly express it, especially on the DAY.OF.LOVE?

@smita
already did. :) so I see that you aren't exactly a fan of it either. But it's so romantic no? I think you should change your mind :)