Monday, June 10, 2013

Ugly Betty

So I watched Yeh Jawani Hai Diwani over the weekend. To begin with, let me warn you that it’s an extremely crappy movie which drags itself (and you) to a slow death. Add to it the painful second half which is entirely about an elaborate destination wedding which never ends and of course, the typical filmy dialogues, the complete lack of a storyline, not to mention the forced climax (why is Bollywood so obsessed with happy endings) do make you want to run out, get drunk and watch Hangover III.

There was nothing new about it and we would all agree that it was a rehash of some of the popular Bollywood movies: Dil Chahta Hai, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara among others.

Friendship, check
Finding your dreams, check
Ugly duckling turning into a swan, check

Having said that, I cried in the movie. Yes, I am hypocritical that way. But there is something endearing about the Ugly Betty (Jassi) especially since I have spent most of my school/undergrad days in similar circumstances: nerdy, awkward, shy, uncool, bespectacled with no social skills. Of course, this being Bollywood, she HAD to transform into this hot chick, while I have remained in the nerd club, complete with the books.
And then you also have the familiar story about seeing the world, living your life and dreaming big as opposed to surrendering to the mundane mediocrity of societal parameters.

All of it you have heard before and all of it resonates with you and if you have ever been in a relationship which didn’t work out because of this very reason, you would identify with it more. However, what does NOT convince you is the abrupt happy ending, forced for the sake of happiness. God forbid, if Bollywood had the courage to bend the rules, to explore the dark side of the moon, to portray reality without sugarcoating it.

And speaking of Ugly Betty and making dreams come true, Serena Williams still manages to dominate WTA, as she romped to yet another Grand Slam title, defying age, competition and her first-round humiliation in 2012 French Open.

We Ugly Betties have dreams too, and sometimes, just sometimes, they also come true...


Neil said...

I dont get it, why is Serena Williams tagged as an ugly betty?

Nefertiti said...

umm... because she is unlike the young glamour girls of tennis, because people had almost written her off so many times and yet she still manages to prove people wrong. and she is not conventionally pretty

Anonymous said...

i dont know if its the right place to say this...but you have quite a following in the 2013-15 batch(at least)at SCMHRD! a lot of people have read your blog! Great stuff!

Nefertiti said...


lolz thanks! I am honoured that at least some people read it. and are you one of them? next time introduce yourself instead of being anonymous :)

Smita said...

I saw this movie on my mobile (my 1st) and fast fwd the songs so thankfully it was less painful. Vaise bhi there is something about Ranbir that makes the paun bearable ;)

Nefertiti said...

movie on mobile! quite something... and ranbir IS good :)

Carpe Diem! said...

What a horrible film that was. In fact, Smita, if I were you, I would have watched the songs and fast-forwarded the film.

Carpe Diem! said...

@ Nefertiti: I am moving in with you. I will also watch the movies with you, go out for stand-up comedies and watch sports channels with you. Bas hi ho gaya pura time kaam, kaam, kaam.

Nefertiti said...

@carpe diem

ahh, welcome back after a long hiatus! glad to know you are still alive and kicking.