Groundrules for Guys

You want to take your girlfriend shopping… take her to Pantaloons
You want to check out hot women on the pretext of taking your girlfriend shopping… take her to Zara

You want to watch a movie with your girlfriend… go for Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara
You want to make out on the pretext of taking your girlfriend for a movie… go for Cowboys and Aliens

You want your girlfriend to meet your friends… invite her to your place for a soccer game
You want to go for a boys’ night out without upsetting your girlfriend… invite her to join you for a soccer game at the cheap local bar

You want your girlfriend’s folks to like you… tell them you are non-smoking, non-drinking, non-flirting
You want your girlfriend’s folks to hate you…tell them how non-smoking, non-drinking and non-flirting guys are practically NON-LIVING

You want to ask your girlfriend to marry you… change your relationship status on FB
You want your girlfriend to break up with you… change your relationship status on FB