Friday, January 20, 2012

Inseminated Adoption

When others take time, they are SLOW. When I take time, I am THOROUGH…

When others talk loudly, they are OBNOXIOUS. When I talk loudly, I am CONFIDENT…

When others giggle, they are SCHOOLGIRLS. When I giggle, I am VIVACIOUS…

When others discuss their homes/families/possessions, they are SHOWING OFF. When I do it, I am SHARING…

When others screw up a dish, they are BAD COOKS. When I screw up, I am EXPERIMENTING…

When others discuss their bfs/gfs, they are MUSHY. When I do so, I am ROMANTIC…

When others buy stuff they don’t need, they are SHOPAHOLICS. When I do so, it’s because I NEED 17 pairs of shoes…

When others put up status messages on FB, they are FOLLOWING THE HERD. When I do so, I have a VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO THE WORLD…

When others read cheap books, they have BAD TASTE in literature. When I do so, I am VERSATILE…

When others indulge in immoral acts, they have a QUESTIONABLE VALUE SYSTEM. When I do so, I am OPEN-MINDED…

When others speak their minds, they are RUDE. When I do so, I am STRAIGHTFORWARD.

When others are dieting, they are ANOREXIC. When I do so, I am HEALTH CONSCIOUS…

When others participate in a discussion, they are BANAL. When I do so, I am ENTHUSIASTIC…

When others give up their boring jobs, they are UNSUCCESSFUL. When I do so, it’s because I have a PASSION…

When others behave normally, they are ORDINARY. When I do so, I am DOWN-TO-EARTH…

13 comments:

the.orchestra.of.life said...

hahaahha .... great exmaples of how a difference in perception can totally change the traits of a person :)

Lady Whispers said...

wow nice one :)

Smita said...

lol! Good one and err! Very honest and holds true for many of us ;)

s4ur4bh said...

Samajh hi nahi aaya yaar!

survivingbrain said...

well.

have to admit this was written well.

wanted to give an example, but then since my last comment, you trust me with the grossest examples......
:P

Nefertiti said...

@the.orchestra.of.life

it's also called hypocrisy.

@lady whispers
thank you and welcome!

@smita
so I am not the only one!!! relief.

@s4ur4bh
what is there to NOT understand?

@sb
thank you and thank you for not elaborating on your example.

The New Anonymous said...

Its all about whether you see the glass is half full or half empty. Very good read nonetheless that showcases your extremely creative side. Am hooked to this blog. Eagerly awaiting your next post with bated breath.

Nefertiti said...

@the new anonymous

that's the meanest most sarcastic comment EVER!!! I.Hate.You

Rich said...

well said ..that's the perception of all the smart asses around.;)

Nefertiti said...

@rich

no no... i was strictly talking about MYSELF!
and thanks for dropping by :)

~ Mohit said...

haha !!! That so sounded like me ... Much of that if not all ...
Btw, is there a loyalty point kinda mechanism for the regular commentors ??? Just wondering ... I like freebies ...

Nefertiti said...

@mohit
even the giggling schoolgirl bit?

regular commentors get my gratitude, love and affection

~ Mohit said...

'' Much of that if not all '' ... Corporate Banking uc. Cant miss out on such clauses ... :-)