Wednesday, September 7, 2011

What's common between Aishwariya Rai and an Investment Banker?

Disclaimer: This post is what you get when you cross supreme boredom with top management…


Both think that a good launching pad in modeling/Ivy League is a ticket to be successful in completely unrelated fields, i.e. acting/banking…

Both look good in swimsuits/ three-piece suits till they open their mouths…

Both believe that giggling idiotically is the way to dodge difficult questions on chat shows/investor presentations…

Both flirt with exciting ideas (Salman Khan/Alternative investments) but settle for the safe option (Junior Bacchan/ Fixed income)…

Both think that the solution to Box office failure/recession is sex…

9 comments:

Rohit said...

Nice!! Have you become an I Banker or something??
And BTW I have called you a couple of time in the last 3 months but you didnt pick my fone :(

Nefertiti said...

@rohit

I Banker and me? LOL!!! No way... just a lot of these I banker types around me...

n m sure u r mistaking me as som other girl who must have ignored you... mail me your number and I will call u!

Anonymous said...

Guess u missed one more
Ash with her useless movie waste our time and I banker waste our money with useless deals

Anonymous said...

Guess u missed one more
Ash with her useless movie waste our time and I banker waste our money with useless deals. Prasanna

Nefertiti said...

@prasanna

m sure you can add MANY more to the list... you are the expert...

Anonymous said...

Hahaha... very creative! :)

Though I loathe investment bankers, Aishwarya is one fine actress. Love her movies, her acting and dance. She's a beauty with brains, unlike investment bankers! :P

Nefertiti said...

@anonymous

ummm... if Aishwariya is beauty with brains, I guess I-bankers are just beauty.

btw, do we know each other? Kindly introduce yourself. n thanks for dropping by.

nimisha said...

hey...could u talk to rohit?:P

Nefertiti said...

@nimisha
not yet... but soon!!!